mydrunkkitchen:

I’m editing while teacup robo man is just having a morning soak! Ugh. So indulgent.

kishiremypantera:

‘I Don’t Know What I Did But It Worked’ — A thrilling story about my academic life

kardashianjpeg:

Best gay joke ever

voiceofthestorm:

schwagztheelf:

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illischainsecho:

illalwaysbeyoungatheart:

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cvmf:

Hades appreciation post.

He is kind of one of my favorite Disney villains.

He’s so sassy! I love it!

He’s one of the reasons why I point out this movie is hilarious.

YES, I KNOW IT’S NOT THE ORIGINAL FRICKIN’ MYTH. But it can still be good/funny for what it is.

“Mr. Zeus. Mr. High-and-Mighty. Mr. Hey-You-Get-Off-of-My-Cloud.”

Fun Fact: They rewrote most of the dialogue for the part after James Woods auditioned. Many of the oneliners were improvised. The top gif was his greeting to the writers when they were first introduced.

This is true! Everyone they were auditioning for the part were acting all large and scary and “I AM HADES, LORD OF THE UNDERWOOORRRLLLLD” and James Woods was like “fuck it” and walked into the room like “Name is Hades. Lord of the dead. Hi, how ya doin’?”

AND THEY LOVED IT.

James Woods has told Disney he will always reprise this role whenever it arises. He loves the character that much. It’s him in Kingdom Hearts. It’s him in House of Mouse. And he will never give up this role.

Disney!Hades and Nintendo!Hades rlly need to meet up

I’m so glad they went this way with Hades. He’s one of a kind. Fuck Yeah James Woods.

kelly1mc:

lamapalooza:

ellendegeneres:

That’s one way to handle the heat.

Ellen: “….kay”

I’m never gonna get over Ellen’s face

know-your-body:

Episode 13: Unafraid of the Dark, Cosmos: A SpaceTime Odyssey

…Somehow, I just started seriously doubting that there AREN’T any non-Earth lifeforms in the universe.

theirishshit:

everyones getting in relationships and I can’t even find my other sock

joshpeckofficiall:

knightscrest:

who the hell thought turtlenecks were a good idea

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madehimsaycomfychairs:

atelierevzimus:

continueplease:

konoto:

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lcheeseboy:

I was volunteering at a booksale when I ran across this and just…

Submitted to me by mrsrhettbutler

uh…those arms…you’re all thinking that, right…?

i feel like we’re all just kind of reblogging it in a circle and looking at each other uneasily like, waiting for someone to finally give in and yell it out in the reply chain

ROBO-DILDO.

you held out as long as you could, i’m sure.

Dildobot

Edward Dildo-arms

DOMO ARIGATO FISTO ROBOTO

I SPAT OUT MY WATER ON THE LAST COMMENT FUCK

deansloverboy:

snapchatting:

a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton

*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*

alexbluebonnets:

Holy shit.

5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

corsetedwintersoldier:

meloromantics:

appropriately-inappropriate:

audreyvhorne:

sttinkerbelle:

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knowledgeandlove:

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#and I just don’t feel entitled to someone else’s life’s work.

That comment exactly!! It’s not mine and I can survive without it, so I will.

This is why honey is not vegan.

The problem here is that honey, especially if you buy it ethically from an apiarist, isn’t actually detrimental to the well-being of the bee or the hive. In the wild, honey is used as a food stock, but in a domesticated honeybee colony, the bees are fed quite well, and so the honey is a surplus.

The alternatives, like sugar, relies on monocrops in third world countries, with transient labour. Growing up, there was a sugarcane field by my house, and I’m sure the Haitian men who worked backbreaking hours hacking a machete through knife-bladed leaves in 40 degree heat for a couple dollars a day would have traded a testicle to be a Canadian honeybee. Stevia’s going the same way, iirc.

Additionally, apiarists are actually huge proponents and activists for sustainable bee-keeping, and it’s estimated that the domesticated hive may be the last great hope for declining populations, because we can optimize their chances for survival.

It’s their life’s work, sure, but it’s not the death of them to use it responsibly.

literally read anything about the history of sugarcane and the cuban sugar industry if you think sugar is or ever has been more ethical than honey

bam slam thank you ma’am

now that is how you politely educate someone without being rude and awful.

joshpecksister:

if someone asks what college is like you show them this

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